Goodbye Prayer (Joke)

Goodbye Prayer (Joke)

Goodbye Prayer (Joke

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he

would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.

+ نوشته شده در چهارشنبه نوزدهم آبان ۱۳۸۹ ساعت 10:44 توسط محمد الهي |

به وبلاگ زبان انگليسي سرايان خوش آمديد.اميدوارم مطالب وبلاگ در يادگيري زبان انگليسي به شما كمك نمايد.اینجانب با توجه به اشتیاق و استقبال دانش آموزان شهرم به فراگیری زبان انگلیسی،اقدام به تاسیس آموزشگاه زبان انگلیسی اندیشه نمودم .امیدوارم بتوانم با همکاری دیگر دبیران و فارغ التحصیلان زبان انگلیسی شهرستان،نیازهای فراگیران را پاسخ دهیم.
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